Reality TV

In the near future, the amount of people who have been on TV will be more than those who haven’t.

It’s just gonna be a thing, like jury duty.

You’re gonna get something in the mail letting you know it’s your turn to go entertain the rest of us.

It’s your turn to get mic’d up and have cameras follow you.

It’s your turn to make a fool out of yourself to keep the rest of us from being bored.

Will you be competing to become a renowned chef? Will you be “looking for love?” Will you be in the market for a new home? You get to choose what avenue you’ll take.

Maybe you’ve always wanted to be a singer. Maybe baking is your passion. Whatever your interest, there’ll be an outlet for you, and an opportunity for producers to make content.

One day, we’ll all be somewhere public, like in a restaurant, celebrating our best friend’s birthday.

Or we’ll be in a airport, starting our awesome vacation. We’ll look out into the crowd and recognize every single face.

Everyone will truly have had their “15 minutes of fame,” and we won’t give a shit about it. We were on TV too, and it was all fake anyway.

In the future, everyone will get their chance to be a meme.